The last week of July is here 🙂 . Time and tide waits for none, especially high tide. Now the high tides warnings are over and yesterday it was the fourth anniversary of July 26 Mayhem caused by floods. We salute all the brave ones and pay our homages to one’s who lost their life. It is a brand new day, brand new week and we are here with our Perky Tweets – Tweets that will perk you up this Monday and drive away your blues 🙂
says Cloud seeding is like Artificial Insemination of the clouds 😀 #perkytweets
— JayK (@CruciFire) July 22, 2009
— Kachra-Patti (@nkitg) July 22, 2009
— Ramit Batra (@rum1t) July 21, 2009
Men are like toilets. Either occupied or full of shit 😉
— Shailaja Sharma (@shailaja) July 25, 2009
#perkytweets its the time of life when everything’s going wrong – bottomline (waist) increasing, and topline (hair) receding & I’m older too
— Amit Das (@not_ghalib) July 20, 2009
If con is the opposite of pro, what’s the opposite of progress? [:)ha ha]
— Siddhu ki mamma (@ItemMom) July 24, 2009
mumbai is going the electronic way with its roads in the rains …… we now have e-roads here now ……#perkytweets
— Gaurav Manik (@gauravmanik) July 24, 2009
For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet! 😛
Had weird dream. My water supplier sent me KYC form and wants my PAN number ! ! !
— dunkdaft ™ (@dunkdaft) July 25, 2009
@riti25 you girls are lucky in this area. a shirtless male is far more acceptable than a shirtless female.
— Mayank(@knayam) July 24, 2009
@wanderblah no, i’m NOT your wonderbra. please do not try to wear me. NOOOOOOOO!!!
— Kris (@krist0ph3r) July 24, 2009
Before we hang Kasab, I say we make him clean VT station. With a tiny toothbrush.
— Neo (@neo_indian) July 20, 2009
“Success is a ladder you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets.” ~ @iconic88
— Chetan R (@cheth) July 24, 2009
@srushtirao If cons is opposite of pros, what is the opposite of constitution?
— Ashutosh Sharma (@alienashu) July 24, 2009
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
— Malcolm Almeida (@mloclam) July 26, 2009
— K P (@SunshineBombay) July 26, 2009
Things which can make u ROFL 1. Sidhu’s laugh 2. Rakhi ka Swayambar 3. MallikaLA’s Tweet Replies
— SuKhDeEp SiNgH (@s4sukhdeep) July 23, 2009
It’s so annoying when I can’t read my own handwriting!!
— Gul Panag (@GulPanag) July 23, 2009
#ROFL The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
— Joe (@JosephJay) July 22, 2009
While chatting to a frnd,I said *yawn*.He also said *yawn*. Then he said …now we have yawn sambhandh. WTF!!!
— Neha Kapoor (@PWNeha) July 21, 2009
Guess some people hv taken the Walk n Talk ad so seriously, they dnt even realize whr n how are they walkin! Lol! So lost in their phones!
— Saief Akil Diwan (@hautesaief) July 27, 2009
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? LOL
— Aparna Pengat (@inimeg) July 25, 2009
The #perkytweets effect is gripping the Twitter world and we have been receiving mails from people who are complaining that they are getting stomach pain after reading our Perky Tweets. Hajmola khaa ke #perkytweets padhna :D.
Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂
Don’t be surprised if the #perkytweets effect spills over to the hoardings and television. As one of our regular readers put this up as ‘What an idea, sirji?’
Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? For others we will have the podcast of the same.