The last week of July is here . Time and tide waits for none, especially high tide. Now the high tides warnings are over and yesterday it was the fourth anniversary of July 26 Mayhem caused by floods. We salute all the brave ones and pay our homages to one’s who lost their life. It is a brand new day, brand new week and we are here with our Perky Tweets – Tweets that will perk you up this Monday and drive away your blues

@crucifire
says Cloud seeding is like Artificial Insemination of the clouds #perkytweets

@rockgird
#pickupline for a gourmet “I wonder what you taste like ?” #perkytweets

@gkmaestro
Out of office Reply: I am currently out at a job interview n will reply to you if I fail to get the position ! #perkytweets (via @gazolinia)

@rum1t
@hiyer: @viveksingh : kya tumhare paas geind hai? (do u have the balls ) #twanuvaad

@Shailaja
Men are like toilets. Either occupied or full of shit ……………………………………………….

@amit_das
its the time of life when everything’s going wrong – bottomline (waist) increasing, and topline (hair) receding & I’m older too#perkytweets.

@srushtirao
If con is the opposite of pro, what’s the opposite of progress? [:)ha ha]……………………………………………

@gauravmanik
Mumbai is going the electronic way with its’ roads in the rains …..Mumbai roads have been e-roaded …#perkytweets

For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet! 

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@dunkdaft
Had weird dream. My water supplier sent me KYC form and wants my PAN number ! ! !

@knayam
@Riti25 you girls are lucky in this area. a shirtless male is far more acceptable than a shirtless female.…………………………….

@krist0ph3r
@wanderblah no, i’m NOT your wonderbra. please do not try to wear me. NOOOOOOOO!!!.……………………….

@neo_indian
Before we hang Kasab, I say we make him clean VT station. With a tiny toothbrush.

@cheth
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad        .                        .              .

@alienashu
If cons is opposite of pros, what is the opposite of constitution?………………………………………………………...………

@mloclam
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

@boongat
wondering if the workout today will Hurt tomo? ) lol – meetha meetha dard rofl!! #filmy #sidey………………………………………..

@s4sukhdeep
Things which can make u ROFL 1. Sidhu’s laugh 2. Rakhi ka Swayambar 3. MallikaLA’s Tweet Replies

@gulpanag
It’s so annoying when I can’t read my own handwriting!!…………………………………………………..

@josephjay
#ROFL The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

@partywithneha
While chatting to a frnd,I said *yawn*.He also said *yawn*. Then he said …now we have yawn sambhandh. WTF!!!

@saif911
Guess some people hv taken the Walk n Talk ad so seriously, they dont even realize where n how are they walking! Lol! So lost in their phones!

@inimeg
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

The #perkytweets effect is gripping the Twitter world and we have been receiving mails from people who are complaining that they are getting stomach pain after reading our Perky Tweets. Hajmola khaa ke #perkytweets padhna .

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too!

Don’t be surprised if the #perkytweets effect spills over to the hoardings and television. As one of our regular readers put this up as ‘What an idea, sirji?’

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet . Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? For others we will have the podcast of the same.

If you liked the above, you might also want to read:

• Perky Tweets – Aug. 17, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 10, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jul. 20, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jun. 22, ‘09
• Thank you Radio One and Miss Malini

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