Perky Tweets – Jun. 15, ‘09
What a disappointing start to the week for all the cricket frenzy fans in India. Indians were booted out of the ICC World Twenty20. A sad day for Indian Cricket fans! Not to worry, To cheer your mood up and perk you up for this week, we have this week’s perky tweets for you.
@dmehta1759
ROFL — Someone’s status message : Santa was feeling happy, Banta was feeling happy, Happy got frustrated and left… 
@inimeg
Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
@meerasapra
would you go out on a date with me = kya aap mere saath khajoor par chalenge? #hindi
@chicalit
Samsung seems to be going social for its phone.. @SamsungStar is tweeting. But not from the phone, from the web instead! so whats the point?
@wnoronha
My dad always said waste your food but not your booze. You can always beg for food, but no one will give you booze.
@anaggh
It’s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife (when she isn’t his)#gyan
@theanand
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
@manan
if you guys wanna abuse Dhoni, I guess do it on Facebook, he’ll prolly be using his Aircel connection to be in touch.
@codelust
Ishant Sharma’s neck has more threads around it than a holy tree.
@limeice
the facebook usernames are bigger committments than marriage. You cant even get a divorce if you change your mind
@Twilightfairy
NDTV u have feelings too? RT @ndtv: I am shocked and saddened
@Ideasmithy
Caffeine gives you a kick. Is that why they call it Cafe Latte? #punday #hindi
@keeda
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. #C&H
@harisadu
LMAO @ a resume that says, “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.”
@anaggh
A signboard in a Government Office said “DO NOT MAKE NOISE”.Someone added, “OTHERWISE WE MAY WAKE UP”
@chiefsanjay
Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim 
@3heelshigh
friend took a “how well do u knw prarthna” quiz on facebook and result was 0% later he told me that she was his ex….ROFL!!
@crazytwism
So i am wearing my Man Utd jersey and random dude in the bus asks me: Isnt AIG bankrupt? Sigh.
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